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Offensive Funny Tory Cunt Birthday Card

Regular price £2.80

  • small(ish) A6 sized card
  • 14.8cm x 10.5cm  / 5.83 x 4.13 inches
  • sustainable & recyclable

Happy birthday you Tory cunt!

Part of our offensive cards range - please don't write in! We have absolutely no political affiliations here at HabFab. Yes I know I have that Corbyn tattoo on my back but it's only because I like his hair. Anyway, a birthday card for any blues in your life.

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What's so great about our cards?

We print our cards in house, to order, to minimise waste. We use excellent quality, thick card made from sustainable sources - this has a matte finish, no gloss or sheen, and can be recycled after use.

All cards come with a 100% recycled brown kraft envelope and a compostable clear sleeve made from corn starch.


All cards are shipped within 1 working day via Royal Mail First Class post for UK orders, and via Royal Mail Internal Standard (untracked) post for outside UK.

UK orders should arrive within 1-3 working days once shipped. For overseas orders, delivery can vary from 5-15 workings days depending on how far you are from the UK. More info can be found on our delivery and returns page.