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Lycra Wanker Birthday Card

Regular price £2.80

  • A6 sized card
  • 14.8cm x 10.5cm  / 5.83 x 4.13 inches
  • sustainable & recyclable
  • blank inside

Happy Birthday to my favourite lycra wanker! Part of our offensive birthday cards range - please don't write in.

Know someone (man or woman) who spends far too much time cycling on a push bike trying to be Sir Bradley Wiggins? Never to be seen again in normal clothes on a Sunday?

Yep, this is the birthday card for a cyclist!

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What's so great about our cards?

We print our cards in house, to order, to minimise waste. We use excellent quality, thick card made from sustainable sources - this has a matte finish, no gloss or sheen, and can be recycled after use.

All cards come with a 100% recycled brown kraft envelope and a compostable clear sleeve made from corn starch.

Shipping

All cards are shipped within 1 working day via Royal Mail First Class post for UK orders, and via Royal Mail Internal Standard (untracked) post for outside UK.

UK orders should arrive within 1-3 working days once shipped. For overseas orders, delivery can vary from 5-15 workings days depending on how far you are from the UK. More info can be found on our delivery and returns page.