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Naughty Rude Aubergine Eggplant Christmas Card

Regular price £2.80

  • small(ish) A6 sized card
  • 10.5cm x 14.8cm / 4.13 × 5.83 inches
  • sustainable & recyclable 

We tried really hard to avoid smut on our cards (we really did). But then we had this idea and couldn't help ourselves!

What do you and my Christmas tree have in common? You both look best ERECT.

Featuring the classic aubergine / eggplant emoji.

What's so great about our cards?

We print our cards in house, to order, to minimise waste. We use excellent quality, thick card made from sustainable sources - this has a matte finish, no gloss or sheen, and can be recycled after use.

All cards come with a 100% recycled brown kraft envelope and a compostable clear sleeve made from corn starch.


All cards are shipped within 1 working day via Royal Mail First Class post for UK orders, and via Royal Mail Internal Standard (untracked) post for outside UK.

UK orders should arrive within 1-3 working days once shipped. For overseas orders, delivery can vary from 5-15 workings days depending on how far you are from the UK. More info can be found on our delivery and returns page.